Tuesday, 28 July 2015

Off to the Doctors

So today was blood test results....have been feeling tired and a bit dizzy lately so had an armful of blood removed last week...

Seems I am vitamin D deficient and have enough Cholesterol in my blood to furnish Huntley and Palmers biscuit factory for the next ten years.....not good.

Statins are the answer and oh yes....exercise and diet. Bugger.
Let me just finish these crisps and I will get my head around it.

At least my BMI is ok...no idea how...but I am not going to argue.

So there I was in the waiting room filled with people coughing and babies crying all watching the display to call our names and tell us what room number to go to...when I had a brainwave!!!

Why don't they organise it better?

Doors.

One door for each area of the body that has a problem...

Head  Neck  Chest  Belly  Naughty-bits   Bums   Thighs   Shins   Feet  Verruca's

We queue at that door and are called in one by one to see the specialist in that area...what could be simpler...maybe the NHS could be revolutionised?